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This is where we post Crossover FanFiction.

[Jonathan]

This is one I Wrote called "Jonathan's Apartment".

Chapter 1: Elmo Meets Jonathan.

One day during a live Episode of "Elmo's World" on "Sesame Street", Elmo ate some funny brownies and started acting crazy. After eating his pet goldfish Dorothy during the live broadcast, The producers of the show fired Elmo because of his tirade on the air and then he became a homeless begger living on the streets.

Then one day while walking on the streets, Elmo accidently bumped into someone.

"I'm so sorry, I-Wait a minute?! Are you Elmo from "Sesame Street and Elmo's World?" Said Paul

"That's Elmo's name, Don't wear it out." Said Elmo

"It's a pleasure to meet you Elmo! My name is Jonathan Garner, And I'm an Author that writes joke books." Said Paul

"Nice to meet you Jonathan! I wish I could say Elmo is doing okay but Elmo is not. Elmo got fired from "Sesame Street" and "Elmo's World." Said Elmo

"You got fired!? That's awful Elmo! Why did they fire you?" Said Paul

"Because Elmo ate some weird brownies and said some stupid stuff on the air. The Sponsors of the Show sued Elmo for Elmo's tirade and now Elmo's bankrupt and living on the streets." Said Elmo

"You don't have a place to stay? Well, You could stay in my apartment. I'm the only one that lives there." Said Paul

"Thank You Jonathan, Elmo promises you won't regret this." Said Elmo

"By the way, I need some cast members for a Sketch Comedy I'm planning to make called "The Funny Show",

Would you like to be a cast member?" Said Paul

"Elmo would love to Jonathan!" Said Elmo

And this is how the Misadventures of Paul and Elmo began.

The day after Elmo moved in, Paul was working on the script for the pilot episode of "The Funny Show"when Elmo took elephants from the local zoo and let them into his apartment.

"ELMO!!!!!!!!" Said Jonathan

"Elmo was bored, Oh who I am I kidding?! I'm going to stop talking about myself in third-person. I only did that because "Sesame Street" paid me to." Said Elmo

"Nevermind about that Elmo, I have some bad news." Said Jonathan

" What's that?" Said Elmo

"Cookie Monster has his own segment on "Sesame Street" called "Cookie Monster's World" which has replaced your segment 'Elmo's World'." Said Jonathan.

"WHAT??!! They replaced me with that dumb cookie addict! What's next? Are they going to give Bert and Ernie their our Spin Off?! This is ridiculous!" Said Elmo

"Don't worry Elmo, I'm sure they will cancel "Cookie Monster's World" because all Cookie Monster does is talk about cookies and eats cookies, heck that guy even eats the letter of the day when he can't eat any cookies. He needs to go to cookie rehab. Oh, And by the way Elmo, GET THESE STUPID ELEPHANTS OUT OF MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!" Said Jonathan.

"Alright, Alright, geez! I was just bored." Said Elmo

Then Elmo took the elephants back to the zoo and went back to Jonathan's Apartment.

"There, happy now Jonathan?" Said Elmo

"Yep, thanks Elmo." Said Jonathan

"Elmo's going to-I mean I'm going to go prank phone call Barney the Dinosaur and ask him if his refrigerator is running." Said Elmo

"Okay, have fun Elmo." Said Jonathan

To Be Continued in Chapter 2...

[Jonathan]

This is another FanFiction I wrote called "The Lame Adventures of Jonathan".

Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Lame Adventures.

One day a guy named Jonathan went into his wardrobe to Narnia so that he could save Frodo the Hobbit from the Sith Lord Darth Bost. Then Captain Planet appeared out of nowhere and yelled "Captain Planet!" He grabbed his blue lightsaber and defeated Darth Bost and saved Frodo the Hobbit.

Then Frodo the Hobbit went back to his home on Sesame Street and Jonathan decided to visit Springfield when he saw that Springfield was being invaded by the borgs.
Nelson said "Haw Haw, We're being invaded by the borgs."

Then Comic Book Guy asked the borgs for an Autograph since he is a Trekkie and while they were giving him the Autograph,
Jonathan grabbed his lightsaber and defeated all the borgs, saving Springfield.

"Worst Invasion Ever." Said Comic Book Guy

Then someone told Jonathan that the Final Dragon Ball was in Mayberry, North Carolina.
So Jonathan headed over to Mayberry to find the Final Dragon Ball and after talking to Sheriff Andy Taylor, he gave Jonathan the Final Dragon Ball.

Then Jonathan summoned Shenron and wished that Ernest T. Bass would stop throwing rocks at people's windows and his wish was granted.

Then Jonathan decided to visit Bluffington but then he saw that his friends Doug Funnie and Skeeter were running away from the Terminator.
Then Jonathan pulled out his lightsaber and defeated the Terminator. He yelled "I'll be back!"

Then Jonathan went to Care-A-Lot to rescue Bob the Tomato from the Care Bear Cousins.

After saving Bob the Tomato from the Care Bear Cousins, Jonathan noticed that Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids were running away from Lex Luther. Then Superman and Spiderman appeared out of nowhere to help Jonathan fight Lex Luther.

"Hey Hey Hey! Jonathan, Superman, and Spiderman are here to save the day!" Said Fat Albert

Then they defeated Lex Luther and saved Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.

But then Superman told Jonathan that Steve from Blue's Clues has the Last Chaos Emerald so he headed to Steve's house to find it.
Then after Jonathan played Blue's Clues he found the Last Chaos Emerald.

But then the Chaos Emerald teleported him somewhere else and he saw that Garfield was running away from the Joker and Jonathan quickly defeated the Joker with his lightsaber. Then Garfield said "I hate Mondays."

After saving Garfield from the Joker, Jonathan went to help Sonic the Hedgehog defeat the Evil Sith Lord Darth Barney the Dinosaur. They both defeated him and saved the world.

But then Sebastian Star Bear appeared out of nowhere to warn Jonathan of a new threat to the Earth, The Emperor of the Night.

With the help of Sebastian Star Bear and Sonic the Hedgehog, Jonathan set out to rescue Pinnochino from the Emperor of the Night.

To Be Continued in Chapter 2...

[Jonathan]

This is Chapter 2 of my Fanfic, "Jonathan's Apartment".

Chapter 2: Darth Bost

The next day, Jonathan and Elmo decided to go to Wal-Mart to get more Flaming Hot Cheetos and Bacon Bits.

While they were gone their neighbor, who was a Sith Lord named Darth Bost, Broke into their apartment and ate their food.

He also crapped in their toilets without flushing and watched shows on their T.V.

He also randomly sang, "I'm in Jonathan's Apartment again, In Jonathan's Apartment, I'm in Jonathan's

Apartment again, In Jonathan's Apartment."

Then Jonathan and Elmo returned from Wal-Mart and they were surprised when they got in the Apartment and saw that it was a mess. Jonathan looked around and he saw Darth Bost eating their Poptarts.

"DARTH BOST! HOW MANY FREAKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!" Said Jonathan.

"But Jonathan! I don't have any food at my trailer or a toilet. I need a better place to live." Said Darth Bost.

"Can't you hear you idiot? Get the crap out of here!" Said Elmo.

"Fine I'll leave! Losers!" Said Darth Bost.

So Darth Bost left Jonathan's Apartment and then he continued to work on his script for the Pilot Episode of his Sketch Comedy "The Funny Show".

"If only that Darth Bost would realize that he isn't a freaking Sith Lord. Anyways I should be done with writing the script for "The Funny Show" by tomorrow. I just need a few more cast members and then I'll be set. I wonder where I could find some new cast members?" Said Jonathan.

"Nevermind about that Jonathan! You need to help me clean the toilets!" Said Elmo.

Jonathan then shruged and said "Alright Elmo! Get me the toilet plunger!"

Meanwhile, Darth Bost was at his trailer crying.

"Oh Darth Sidious! Why did you have to replace me with Anakin Skywalker!? If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be stuck on this dumb planet!" Said Darth Bost.

"If only I was still on Coruscant." Said Darth Bost.

Then Darth Bost started having a Flashback to his past on Coruscant.

To Be Continued...

[Jonathan]

This is Chapter 3 of "Jonathan's Apartment" called "The Flashback".

Chapter 3: The Flashback


It was a normal day on Kashyyyk and Darth Bost was going to see some podracing when his Clone Troopers pulled out their guns and started pointed them at him.

Darth Bost grabbed his lightsabers and defeated all of the Clone Troopers.

"Master Sidious must have told them to kill me, But why?" Said Darth Bost.

Darth Bost then got into his spaceship and headed over to Coruscant to confront Darth Sidious.

Then he landed his ship on Coruscant and went into the senate building to where Darth Sidious was staying. He went into Darth Sidious's room and confronted him.

"Master Sidious! Why did you want those Clone Troopers to kill me!? Said Darth Bost.

"Because he picked me as your replacement." Said Anakin Skywalker.

"Anakin!? Why did you pick him? He's a Jedi!" Said Darth Bost.

"He's neither Anakin nor a Jedi anymore. He's Darth Vader now." Said Darth Sidious.

"And I'm not Darth Sidious anymore. I'm Emperor Palpatine now." Said Emperor Palpatine.

"Palpatine! Why did you replace me?! Said Darth Bost.

"Because you were only meant to be a temporary replacement for Count Dooku until I could make Anakin into my apprentice." Said Emperor Palpatine.

"You traitor!" Said Darth Bost.

"Lord Vader, Would you do the honors of killing Darth Bost for me?" Said Emperor Palpatine.

"It would be my pleasure my Master." Said Darth Vader.

Then Darth Bost and Darth Vader started a lightsaber battle but the fight went so badly for Darth Bost that he ran off and got into his spaceship and escaped.

He was heading for Yavin IV but his ship accidently flew into a black hole and when he finally got out of it, He realized he was in a different galaxy.

He checked the ship's computer and it said that he was in the Milky Way Galaxy and that the only planet with life was a planet named Earth. So he landed his ship on Earth and saw that he had landed in a big city.

But since he had no place to stay, He found an old abandoned trailer and decided to stay in it.

Then after Darth Bost's Flashback ended, He went back into his trailer and sighed.

Meanwhile, Jonathan and Elmo had finished cleaning the toilets and decided to go to bed.

The next day Jonathan and Elmo were bored so they decided to watch Saturday Night Live.

They saw that there was a new cast member on the show, a penguin named Henry Penn.

Meanwhile, on the set of Saturday Night Live, Henry Penn was in his dressing room getting ready for his first skit.

To Be Continued in Chapter 4...

[Jonathan]

This is Chapter 4 of "Jonathan's Apartment" called "Henry Penn".

Chapter 4: Henry Penn

Henry Penn was a Penguin from Georgia that used to work as a Cashier at a Music Store until he made an audition to be a new cast member on Saturday Night Live and was picked as the new cast member.

Henry was in his dressing room waiting for his first skit to begin.

"I can handle this. Afterall, I am the Jokemaster." Henry thought to himself.

"Henry Penn, It's almost time for the skit to start." Said The Director.

"Okay I'm ready!" Said Henry.

Henry walked out of his dressing room and went to the set and the filming of the skit was just about to start. The skit was going to be about these guys that were working at a Hardee's.

Henry was going to play a Cashier but it was a none speaking role.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Action!" Said The Director.

"Yes, How may I help you?" Said The Actor.

"I would like one Thickburger with Mustard, Ketchup, and Pickles, and a Cherry Coke."

Said The Actress.

"Okay, That will be $4.99 please." Said The Actor.

"This Sketch is so boring" Henry thought to himself.
"I know this is against the rules, But I will tell some improvised jokes to save this skit and make it funny. Well here goes nothing." Thought Henry

"Do you want fries with that?" Said Henry.

Even though the other cast members knew that Henry shouldn't have said any lines during the skit,

They thought they had no other choice but to continue the skit.

"Sure, I love fries." Said The Actress.

Then the Actress gave Henry and The Actor their money.

"I hope it's not monopoly money." Said Henry.

"Ummm...Anyways, Your meal will be ready in a moment." Said The Actor.

"Goodness woman, Would it kill you to do something about that mole on your neck?" Said Henry.

"And we'll be right back after these messages!" Said The Announcer.

"Henry Penn, Your fired!" Said The Director.

"Fine! Be that way! If your writers on this show knew how to actually write a funny skit,

Then I wouldn't have improvised during the live broadcast!" Said Henry.

"Get out and never come back!" Said The Director.

Meanwhile, Jonathan and Elmo had watched the skit that Henry Penn was in on Saturday Night Live and they actually thought he was pretty funny. Then they changed the channel to the News.

"Henry Penn, The first Animal to become a cast member on Saturday Night Live,

Has been fired from the show because he told improvised jokes during a live broadcast."

Said The News Anchorman.

"What!? How could they do that!? He was so funny!" Said Jonathan.

"Oh well, Maybe he will find another Sketch Comedy to join." Said Elmo.

"I sure hope so Elmo." Said Jonathan.

Then the next day, Jonathan and Elmo had to go to Wal-Mart again because Darth Bost had eaten up all their food the day before. While they were shopping, They bumped into Henry Penn.

"HENRY PENN! It's a pleasure to meet you! My name is Jonathan and this is my friend Elmo who I'm sure sure you've heard of." Said Jonathan.

"It's nice to meet you Henry." Said Elmo.

"It's nice to meet you guys too! But Elmo, Why aren't you talking in Third-Person like you normally do?" Said Henry.

"I don't talk like that in real life, I only talked in Third-Person while I was on Sesame Street because I was paid to do that." Said Elmo.

"That's odd, I never knew about that." Said Henry.

"Well now you do. Anyways, I would love to stay and chat but I have to go look for a place to stay." Said Henry.

"You don't have a place to stay? Well, You could stay in my apartment." Said Jonathan.

"That a great idea Jonathan, I would love to stay in your apartment." Said Henry.

So they all left Wal-Mart and headed to Jonathan's apartment. After Henry moved all his stuff into his room, Jonathan had a bright idea.

"Henry, I have an idea for a New Sketch Comedy called "The Funny Show".

I've already written the Script for the Pilot of the Show and Elmo wants to be a cast member,

But we need a couple more people for the show. Would you like to be a cast member for

"The Funny Show"? Said Jonathan.

"I would love to Jonathan! That is an awesome idea! But where are we going to find more cast members?" Said Henry.

"Well there's an ad in this newspaper that I'm reading that says there will be a Harry Potter Fan Convention tonight. Maybe you could find some cast members there?" Said Elmo.

"Excellent idea Elmo! You and Henry stay here while I go over to the Convention." Said Jonathan.

"Okay, We'll make sure Darth Bost won't break into here while you are gone." Said Elmo.

"Okay, Bye guys! See you soon!" Said Jonathan.

"Bye Jonathan!" Said Elmo.

"Be careful!" Said Henry.

"I will try." Said Jonathan.

So Jonathan headed over to the Harry Potter Convention to find some new cast members for

"The Funny Show". Little did he know that he was about to have a wild adventure.

To Be Continued in Chapter 5...

Note: My Fanfic "He's Secretly a Muggle" takes place after this Chapter but before Chapter 5.

So Chapter 5 will take place after "He's Secretly a Muggle."

[Jonathan]

This is the Second Chapter of my Fanfic "The Lame Adventures of Jonathan" called

Chapter Two: The Quest to Rescue Pinocchio

Jonathan Garner, Along with his friends Sonic the Hedgehog and Sebastian Star Bear,
Had set out to rescue Pinocchio from the Emperor of the Night. But first they had to find out where Pinocchio was.

"This should be an easy trip my friends. Okay guys, We are heading in that direction." Said Jonathan Garner

"Jonathan, You idiot! How are we going to find the place where Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night are on foot?" Said Sonic the Hedgehog

"You're right Sonic, If only we had an Automobile to drive to where they are...
Wait a minute, Do you guys hear something?" Said Jonathan.

Then Jonathan looked around and saw the Magic School Bus in the forest.

"Let's use this bus!" Said Jonathan

"That's a great idea Jonathan!" Said Sebastian Star Bear

"Well, What are you guys waiting for?! Let's go!" Said Sonic

Then while Paul, Sonic, and Sebastian were getting inside the Magic School Bus, Miss Frizzle came out of nowhere and saw them taking her bus.

"You Thiefs! You're stealing my Bus!" Said Miss Frizzle

"Jonathan! Step on the gas!" Said Sonic

"Okay Sonic, Here goes nothing." Said Jonathan

Then Jonathan hit the gas and drove off.

"Wait! You can't leave me and my class out here in the woods! Curse you!" Said Miss Frizzle

After Jonathan drove off, He decided to test out the Bus's buttons.

"Hey, I wonder what this button does?" Said Jonathan

Then the Magic School Bus transformed into an Aircraft.

"Whoa! This bus just transformed into an Aircraft! We might be able to find out where Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night are in a quicker amount of time. The only problem is that I don't know how to fly an Aircraft. Sebastian, Would you do the honors of Piloting this Bus?" Said Jonathan

"It would be my pleasure Jonathan." Said Sebastian

"Okay Sebastian, Fly this baby over to wherever Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night might be." Said Sonic

"Okay guys, Here we go!" Said Sebastian

Then they all took off in the Magic School Bus. But after a while of flying, They had to land the Bus because they ran out of gas.

"Oh great! Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere! Now what do we do?!" Said Jonathan

"Jonathan, We seem to have landed on some kind of clouds. And it appears that some kind of bears live here. According to the Magic School Bus's Computer, We seem to be in a place called Care-a-Lot." Said Sebastian

"Care-a-Lot... I haven't been here since I saved Bob the Tomato from the Care Bear Cousins.
They thought that Bob was Beastly in disguise but I saved him and told them that he's just a Tomato named Bob. But anyways, I know that their Cousins simply known as the "Care Bears"
live here but do you think we should ask them for help Sebastian?" Said Jonathan

"They might be our only chance of getting out of here." Said Sebastian

"Okay guys, I'll go and ask them if they can help us. Just remember that you have lightsabers and blasters in case of an emergency." Said Jonathan

"Be careful man!" Said Sonic

"I'll try Sonic." Said Jonathan

"Good luck Jonathan!" Said Sebastian

"See you guys later!" Said Jonathan

I hope at least. Jonathan thought.

Then Jonathan ran out of the Magic School Bus to ask the Care Bears for help.
To be continued...